Thank you, sir! That is much, much better. Not the same, but nicely functional. Who knows. In time I may even like this better. When first going through the preferences I had completely misinterpreted the text associated with that checkbox.
Apologies for letting my grumpy day spill over into your own. It was quite awesome of you to back off of our initial snarking and provide assistance. Not many people are big enough to do that.
*appreciative hat tip*
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